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This topic has been brought up (you know who you are). The one I "accidently" slipped on was a Keith Whitley (DK 60-09) song. Instead of singing "and don't close your eyes," I "mistakenly" sang THIGHS. Ooops. I about gave the folks down at the VFW a coronary.
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I'm sure by now that everybody has at least heard ONE drity version of SUMMER NIGHTS. The only time I even like to hear this song sung is when two of my friends take it and rip it a new one! lol! Posts: 1201 | From: Kansas City, MO USA | Registered: Apr 1999
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LOL Guys! I know where you are coming from. I only like NOBODY when someone sings, "I can lick it like Nobody can, even wetter."
Also, when ever you can get the venue where you are hosting at a plug in a song do it!
EX: "I'm proud to be an Okie from The Tap Room (Muskokee)." Or, (BURNING THE ROAD HOUSE DOWN) "We're burning it down, we're burning Prime Time down.", etc.
I'm sure you can find much more examples.
Dj Dale
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LOL@All ya' all! I know that I know many parodies, but they seemed to have escaped me at this time. Except for the ones that I've already stated under "Songs We Never Want to Hear Again" HOWEVER I once attended a good friends divorce party and they were all bugging me to sing "Men" by The Forester Sisters. It wasn't my first choice, (also belongs on overdone list) but I did it for them... When I got the microphone in my hand I announced to the entire bar (HUGE BAR) "I just wanted to introduce my friend Elesa to all you guys, and inform you all that her DIVORCE IS FINAL TODAY!" The whole bar stood up and screamed & cheered. I then proceeded to insert her ex's name for "men" LOL. It was a huge success. I will add to your parodies list when my I figure out where I left my brain. >^..^<
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Howdy, DjDale. Some of my favorites are: "I'm proud to be an Obie-wan-Kenobie......" Or a modification to CCR's Bad Moon Rising, "there's a bathroom on the right.........." And of course, Jimi Hendrix's Purple Haze, "excuse me while I kiss this guy.........." Maybe not naughty, but funny nevertheless.
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Okay! I heard a good one tonight! Instead of: "Should've been a cowboy" the singer sang: "Should've bought a sex toy" LOL. It was hilarious! The whole song refered to THE BRADY BUNCH and speifically that Alice should've bought a sex toy! LOL! >^..^<
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I know I'm behind on replying to this line, but one of the naughty lines I like by my KJ is "all my ex's are infected, that's why I got a shot in my bootie"
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I heard another good one last night! We all know that Adam Sandlers "Ode to My Car" was hilarious when it first came out, (I think it still is) But after a while you are bound to offend someone with it. In fact, the owner of my favorite Karaoke Bar banned it last year. Last night the KJ allowed one of our favorite singers to sing it, but without saying "F.*CK" and without singing anything "too" suggestive. It was a HUGE hit! He substituted with "Frick'n', Flipp'n'", Piece of "CRAP" car, etc etc.. and Lick my sweaty "Bean Bag" The crowd was howling with anticipation over his next substitution. This is actually 180 degrees from a NAUGHTY PARODY... A big hit. We do have one singer who sings Nine Inch Nails "Closer" but he sings the radio edited version and pulls it off splendidly. >^..^<
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I can just imagine the laughs. It's really fun when you can sub an "acceptible" word in lieu of an offending one. I think the crowd is more pleased with something clever instead of something gross. Try this sometime: after any song title, add the words "Between the Sheets." Try SC8441 50's & 60's - Vol 12. (5)"Good Lovin'-Between the Sheets" (6)"I Get Around-Between the Sheets" (7)"You Were On My Mind-Between the Sheets" (9)"Wishin' and Hopin'-Between the Sheets" (10)"Never My Love-Between the Sheets" (15) Can't Take My Eyes Off You- etc...
It works for about 90% of the song titles, and you can get some pretty good yucks!. See y'all.
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No Leigh! I haven't heard "Marv Albert Christmas" Are there any one liners you could throw this way?? >^..^<
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Here's one, Wolly Bully! Hatty told Matty lets don't take no chance, Cause I left my rubbers in my other pants, Wolly Bully!
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Leigh, Now that I see some of the lines, I know I have heard something just like it before. Actually, the morning radio station I listen to has been playing a "CLEAN?" version of that song long before the whole Marv Albert incident. LOL Thanks for offering to send it, but thatz ok..
!!!PIECE OF _ _ _ _ CAR UPDATE!!!
Everytime one of My favorite singers (Robby Rob) sings the "CLEAN PARODY" of Adam Sandlers Ode to My Car it just gets better and better. People laugh so hard they cry, or beer comes spewing out of their nose! LOL He changes the lyrics everytime he sings it. Just think of how many less offensive and funnier words there are for "Fecal matter" LOL ...Some are scientific, some are baby talk words. LOL... Please, someone else out there convice a singer to try this song "CLEAN" and report back to me the results. >^..^<
FYI: Robby Rob is actually a very talented and versatile singer. For him to throw this one out there after nailing every other song he sings to perfection... well...I guess it makes it that much funnier.
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LoL!! I regularly sing "Ode To My Car" at my own & other gigs...but rather than replace the offending words, I do this thing in the back of my throat that sounds sorta like Mariah Carey!! It gives me chills to hear people go crazy over that song! BTW, it seems no other system in town (DFW) stocks AH8009...
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FYI, the song "Walkin Round In Women's Underwear" is on a CD titled "I am Santa Claus" by radio host Bob Rivers. He has 2 or 3 Christmas parody CD's out.
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Hello DanJ! Thanks for the clarification! That must be the version I've heard!
Hi Karawolf! Your version of Ode to My car sounds like a riot! Do you substitute this "Mariah Cary" throaty sound for the lude words? Or just add it in addition to?? I assume you mean that high pitched shrill that makes dogs cry LOL. How is it that you as a grown man are able to achieve this sound? I hope you didn't have a run in with a WEED-EATER OUCH! J/k LOL... I'd love to see one of your shows! >^..^<
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LMBO!! Yes, I'm capable of emitting a high pitched shrill for short periods of time, however, it's not very controlable(i.e., I cant sing with any control of pitch). How, you asked? Well, I couldnt tell ya exactly, HOWEVER, it sure wasnt from a weedeater accident!! LoL!!I substitute the offensive words with my lil sqeak.
The funny thing is, when I first purchased AH8009, I mainly got it for "Closer". When we listened to it later that evening, a friend loaded up "Ode To My Car" and when I saw the words & heard the backup vocals, I dern near wet myself! I had never heard it before! I had to go buy the Adam Sandler album to hear how it went! It's been a mainstay in my repertoire ever since.
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Karawolf, I'm glad to hear that there was no incident with a weed-eater involved in your musical talent!!!!!! Yes, the song "Closer" off the same disc is actually better by doing the "radio-edit" version. i.e, just leaving silence in place of the infamous "F" word LOL. If I were ever in Texas,(hmmmm.... I don't get to travel much) I'll have to look up one of your shows! Hey! If any of you are ever in the Portland Metropolitan area.... (Oregon sounds like ORYGUN... Lol) come on down to The Sports Page and hear ROBBY ROB sing Ode to My Car LOL..
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There are several dirty parodies I've picked up on over the years: From my friend Chuck, I learned the two that he sings: "The S&M Man" (to the tune of "Candy Man") and "Birth Control" (to the tune of "Yesterday"). I've tried these, but the crowds at most shows don't care unless it's Chuck singing. Also, I've tried a naughty version of "I Think I Love You" that I learned from my friend Rich "The Piano Man" Reising. He claims to have thirty verses to it, but I've only done the four that he's performed at his piano bar shows. Again, this is a family forum, so I can't print the title or lyrics--e-mail me off line if you wish to see the lyrics. Re "Summer Nights": the best version I've heard in eight years of karaoke had to be one that two GUYS did--one of the guys, Scott, was a metalhead with a very high range, so he did the girl part, and the other guy, Greg, did the guy part. It was totally raunchy--far different than the dirty version most people around here sing, Unfortunately, I've only heard it once so I really don't remember it too well--but take my word, it was FUNNY!!
Best,
Mark
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Diane, That link was just pretty darn cool!
Ok, here are the words to a song I wrote. It is sung to Sound Choice's version of "HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT" by Willie Nelson. Written by Kris, you know.
This was written during the impeachment trial.
SOMEONE HELP ME SAVE MY HIDE
Took the beret from her hair. Tossed it on the Oval floor. Hillary was out of town, And Betty Curry blocked the door.
Said, "Come and sit here on my desk. Let me feel that lacy thong! Which cigar do you like best? A president can do no wrong."
Didn't think about Ken Starr! Or a big impeachment mess! Monica is on her knees, now! OH MY GOD!! I'VE STAINED HER DRESS.
Now Republicans are mad, And my legacy is fried! I don't wanna be impeached! Someone help me save my hide.
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Vernon Jordan, help me please! Get that woman out of town. Betty, run and get those gifts, now. Hide them where they won't be found!
Now, Robert Byrd has seen the light. And Sidney Blumenthal has lied. Oh, Hillary, please make it right!! Someone help me save my hide!
Mr. Starr, please don't indict! Someone help me save my hide!
Well, there it is in all its glory. Hope you enjoyed.
Thanks Diane!!
Dante
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On a local morning radio show I listen to daily here in Big D, they played a snipet of a Mambo parody called COMBO # 5, sung with an Asian accent...obviously about Oriental dining! From what they played, it was pretty funny...wish I could find a WAV or MP3 of it.
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Kara, I'm guessing but you may have heard the parody song on the "Bob & Tom Show?" These guys are really funny and have some very entertaining guest comedians & singers. Guys like Heywood Banks (Toast) and Rodney Carrington (Who Put The D--k On the Snowman?) are just a couple of the regulars. If they ever let SC do their stuff in CD+G the songs will bring the house down. Check out Bob & Tom, Heywood & Rodney's websites for some sample songs. You'll love it.
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Actually, I heard it on Russ Martin show here in Dallas...the bit in which he used it went somethin' like...he was ordering some Chinese food over the phone and when they put him on hold, that's what was playin'
I haven't heard The Bob & Tom show.. I HAVE heard the snowman song in WAV format, though...ya got a URL for their websites?
Thanks!!
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hehehe I like your parody ANDANTE LOL... I fixed my link (scroll up to my last post) I'd be more than happy to add your parody to my list with your permission of course Hey you guys... can you email me the full versions of those parodies? I'll post them to my link above Thanks!
~Diane
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Here is one that a friend of mine always does and gets a big laugh out of. Instead of singing "put your head on my shoulders" to the song of the same name, he sings "put your legs on my shoulders."
Another one that I have heard is a twist to "That's Life." The part that goes "you're flying high in April/Shot down in May," is changed to "you're in Embassy Suites in April/Motel 6 in May."
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Karawolf, Try www.bobandtom.com but don't turn up the volume around the office unless the boss is cool. Happy Holidays, Everybody!
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I have a lot of fun with Ozzie Osbourne's Mama I'm Comin' Home. I change It to Mama Your Gonna Moan.
Also, my version of Love Shack, I got me a girl she's as big as a whale and I'm about to get tail. I got me a girl she weigh 220 some come on and bring your lunchbox money.
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A friend of mine got everyone rolling on the floor with this one last night. A lady talked him into singing with her on the duet version of "Unforgettable." The first line of the song has the male sing "Unforgettable, that's what you are." He changed it to "Unforgettable, that's what I am."
In the song "Big Boss Man" by Elvis Presley, towards the end of the chorus is the line "Big Boss Man/Well you're not that big/You're just tall, that's all." I have heard this one get twisted to "Big Boss Man/Well I'm not that tall/I'm just big, that's all."
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