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PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING! IMPORTANT NEWS FOR MEN
There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!
It goes by the street name "Beer". All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.
Please! Forward this information to everyone you know...
------------------ Pony Dog & Pony Sound I've joined the Church of Karaoke to ensure my soul will go to the front of the rotation.
Posts: 878 | From: Ottawa, ON, Canada | Registered: Dec 2000
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Ah yes... I never cease to be amazed at the dirty techniques and downright desparate measures the stronger sex will try in order to erode my defenses... will they ever want me for ME, I wonder? Posts: 128 | From: Ottawa, ON, Canada | Registered: Feb 2002
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Pony, do you mean to say that guys in Ottawa actually need beer to go have no strings attached sex? And I thought London was stuffy LOL Posts: 2367 | From: London, Canada | Registered: Apr 1999
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Hey... I'm all for sex without beer... but why bother when you can have sex with beer?
Posts: 128 | From: Ottawa, ON, Canada | Registered: Feb 2002
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AS David Lee said back in 1984, " me and ed were sampling some of milwaukee's favorite last night and i aint talking bout no god damn beer!!!
Posts: 57 | From: Santa Fe Springs Cal. | Registered: Jan 2002
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I can't believe you start this topic while I'm outta commission :sniff: . Beer uggghhh may get you something with a desperate chic. Now Jack on the other hand, the last women who bought me that one they were like "Stacy" hot and I got lap danced and debauchaized on stage. Not to mention a nice pair of hooters thrown at me. BTW I think my wife might been a party to that too.
rj the1god
Posts: 1795 | From: Fall River, Ma | Registered: Feb 2001
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Matt- they're talking about Milwaukee WISCONSIN, not Milwaukie Oregon...where a prize-winning girl has most of her teeth! :rc:
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You know I was told I did that at my birthday party last year. After consuming 7 shots o Jack in about an hour I was off the wall. I apparently groped everyone in the bar and gave lap dances to women I know in the place, including my wife. I wish somebody video'd the thing it was BTW it proves my point that Jack outdoes beer anyday of the week.
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Posts: 1795 | From: Fall River, Ma | Registered: Feb 2001
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Well duh. If I drank 7 beers in one hour, I'd be p***ing non-stop for the next two days. (if I drank 7 shots in one hour I'd be puking for the next two hours)
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Wish you would of taped it so I could've watched last time I drank Jack I also gave out way too many lap dances never touched it again. lol
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Lemme say Tim that the bartenders should've cut me off after that, they still tink that I should've been dead from alcohol poisoning, but there was so many people buying me shots you couldn't keep up with it. My wife swore that I had as many as 15 shots in 3 hours, and I never puked. I did end up face down on the floor at the end of the night I wonder and I was hung over for 2 days straight. I can't waitfor next year. Stacy you come down for my B-day next year will drink it together. lol
Posts: 1795 | From: Fall River, Ma | Registered: Feb 2001
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quote:Originally posted by RC the DJ: Matt- they're talking about Milwaukee WISCONSIN, not Milwaukie Oregon...where a prize-winning girl has most of her teeth! :rc:
Oh GAWD!! That's HYSTERICAL!!
Good one RC! Glad to have ya back...
Matt
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quote:Originally posted by l'opera voce: Well duh. If I drank 7 beers in one hour, I'd be p***ing non-stop for the next two days. (if I drank 7 shots in one hour I'd be puking for the next two hours)
heheheh lightweight!
When I was your age, I could drink 7 beers with roots and only pee my pants!
Matt
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uggghhh may get you something with a desperate chic. Now Jack on the other hand, the last women who bought me that one they were like "Stacy" hot 
and I got lap danced and debauchaized on stage. Not to mention a nice pair of hooters thrown at me. BTW I think my wife might been a party to that too. 
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