"...searchin' for my lost shaker of salt"
("Where's the salt?!? Where's the G*D D*MN SALT?!?")

Giltibo and DanJ, your most welcome to come and sing "Another Saturday Night" It's my favorite on the disc and no one wants to sing it. Even my devoted Buffet fan that sings just about everything else (and quit Margarittaville when he found I had other Buffet songs), says he doesn't know it.

This may be Seger country but please no more "Turn The Page". This song has smoked it's last cigarette.

"Paradise By The Dashboard Lights" has not been close to paradise for a long time. I can't take it any longer Lord it sucks.

"The Rose" is dead. Someone throw it out already.

Why can't "My Heart Will Go On" finally sink?

"Honey I'm Home" should leave.

"Goodbye Earl" na na na na na na not again.

Don't "Hit Me Baby One More Time" or I'm gonna hit back. I swear I will.

"I Hate Myself For Loving You" and still having this song in my book.

"Beth" is fat, ugly and old.

I hope "Sold" is repo'ed...soon.

"Whatever" did I do to deserve this song every night.

"Nobody" wants to hear this song again. Especially me.

There's my current list.

Ahhh, that feels much better.

Other than something like that, I guess we just have to grin and bear it.